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    THE ONE FLAW IN WOMEN

    By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of working
    overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time
    on this one?"

    And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to
    be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all
    replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can
    hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a
    scraped knee to a broken heart-and she will do everything with only two
    hands." s

    The angel was astounded at the requirements.
    "Only two hands!? No way!

    And that's just on the standard model?

    That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."

    "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this
    creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when
    she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."

    The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so
    soft, Lord."

    "She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have
    no idea what she can endure or accomplish."

    The angel asked: "Will she be able to think?"

    The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to
    reason and negotiate."

    The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's
    cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you
    that you were trying to put too much into this one."

    "That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"

    "What's the tear for?" the angel asked.

    They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry.
    They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.

    They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They
    don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution.

    They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a
    frightened friend. They love unconditionally.
    They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.
    They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding.

    Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family
    member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
    They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.

    Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run
    or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.

    The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning. They bring joy,
    hope and love. They have compassion and ideals. They give moral support
    to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and
    everything to give.

    HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,

    IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.

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    Hear hear...

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    Ben niet van de gelovige, maar vond 'm toch erg sterk!

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    goddess.......

    elma

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    Erg goed..
    I used to be perfect,now i am even better.

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    Up!

    Vrouwenpowerrrrrrrr....

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    Bij nader inzien en het lezen...



    Moest alleen ff hard lachen om de titel hahahah..

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    Niet om je topic te verneuken... maar wie maakte de man dan als God de vrouw maakte..

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